22 Bad, Scary, Downright Creepy Santas

Sitting on Santa’s Lap Merry Creepy Christmas!

Ah, the Mall Santa Claus… Is there a more noble profession to spread the joy of Christmas? But I wonder, just how many millions of us are scarred for life from sitting on these creepy Kris Kringle laps? Put yer eye on some real scary, creepy and downright funny Santa Clauses! They will bring a demented brightness to this crazy holiday shopping season!

 

“Ew… Santa’s breath smells all bourbony like Uncle Roger’s!”

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“Weeeeeeee!!! I’m on Percocet!”

Kids sitting on Santa's Lap ~22 Funny, Creepy Santas

 

“Santa?… Is that an elf in your pocket or are ya just happy to see me?”

Kids sitting on Santa's Lap ~22 Funny, Creepy Santas ~ Vintage

 

Oh yeah! It’s a “Lou Rawls Family Christmas!”

Kids sitting on Cool Black Santa's Lap ~22 Funny, Creepy Santas

 

“For the love of GOD! Somebody… Please! Get me out of here!

Kids sitting on Santa's Lap ~22 Funny, Creepy Santas

 

“Why, Cindy… I don’t remember you having these last year!”

Kids sitting on Santa's Lap ~22 Funny, Creepy Santas

 

Wow… that creepy dude from the “SAW” movies is a mall Santa, too?

Kids sitting on Santa's Lap ~22 Funny, Creepy Santas

 

“SAW II”

Kids sitting on Santa's Lap ~22 Funny, Creepy Santas

 

“SAW III”

Kids sitting on Santa's Lap ~22 Funny, Creepy Santas

“Hold yer britches, Charlena… Daddy ain’t done askin’ fer his shot gun shells and case of Red Man…”

Redneck Dad sitting on Santa's Lap ~22 Funny, Creepy Santas

 

Please Santa… b ounce me on your knee some more… just the way we both like.

Kid in Shorts with Saxophone Kids sitting on Santa's Lap ~22 Funny, Creepy Santas

 

Ho, Ho, Helllll No!

Leather G-String Thong ~22 Funny, Creepy Santas

 

“Now you be a good girl and go tell your momma Santa’s got a big, special present just for her…”

Kids sitting on Santa's Lap ~22 Funny, Creepy Santas

 

Santa…dude… Lay off the Botox!  You look like House Santa’s of Orange County.

Kids sitting on Santa's Lap ~22 Funny, Creepy Santas

 

“Mommy?… Why is Santa taking a poop on that car dealership?”

Blow-up Santa Pooping on Car Dealership ~22 Funny, Creepy Santas

 

Aw, c’mon Claus! Stickin’ cousin It from the Adam’s Family on your face does not pass as a beard!

Kids sitting on Santa's Lap ~22 Funny, Creepy Santas

 

I reckon a live, breathing Santa wasn’t in the mall budget.

Kids sitting on Santa's Lap ~22 Funny, Creepy Santas

 

“Yes, Timmy… I know you like fried ‘taters… it’s time to go back to the home now…”

Man sitting on Santa's Lap ~22 Funny, Creepy Santas

 

“I’ll just stick my hand right there for safety-sake, Bobby… Ol’ Santa wouldn’t want ya slippin’ of his lap, now would he?”

Kids sitting on Santa's Lap Hand in Crotch  ~22 Funny, Creepy Santas

 

“He sees you when you’re sleeping…” right before he chops you up with an axe!

Kids sitting on Santa's Lap ~22 Funny, Creepy Santas

 

And the Valium’s kick in right about……….. now.

Kids sitting on Santa's Lap ~22 Funny, Creepy Santas

 

“Oh, Ms Tammy! Those the set I brought ya last year? How ’bout Ol’ Santa brings you a nice shiny pole to go along with’em!?!?!?”

Naughty Santa Checking out Boobs ~22 Funny, Creepy Santas

 

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