Time to Fire the Marketing Department! –
Dang! Ya could run with these bad product names forever! I reckon spell check doesn’t work for translation and common sense. Just awkward and horrible these are! But dang funny and stupid names! Sure some are lost in translation, but some of these funny names are just crazy! And Lordy! The Sexual Innuendos! Who comes up with these nutty things?
I know it sounds like the name of a Butthole Surfers album… still ain’t tryin’ it!
Taste so big, ya can park a car inside it!
…at least he’s got a little girth.
No, not just any Poo… Sari Lerat’s Poo! So it’s gotta be good. She’s the Martha Stewart of Poo!
Newly Improved Placenta! A much better beauty soap than the old Placenta they made from that creepy old Venezuelan cat hoarder lady.
I just knew it. Vindication! I told the wife the first time I bit into a McWrap… “Hey, this tastes like slime!”
Ice Cream for homosexual senior citizens?
Hey! Thats’ just how my gravely-voiced redneck uncle says it…
“Verrrrrr-gina!”
Shouldn’t that really be called Special NeedsEx Oral Rinse?
…looks like it’s already in quarantine.
“Does tea make you horny, baby?”
Damn! Where were you five years ago when my crack first started creeping???!??
Ahhhh! Nothing like Noisy Soap. It screams clean!
You should try their sausage.
Man, they coulda sold at ton of these at my catholic high school!
Bread… for blondes.
…the original name of the In-n-Out Burger.
What you use to clean-up with after a Barfy Burger… in powder and liquid!
Assy Lice Eliminator? Hmmmm… Must be for Shitheads.
Just how do you milk those teeny tiny nipples?
Wow… I use to really be addicted to these things.
…then I found out what’s really in the Crack Sandwich!
Go for the original “Griesedicks”… Avoid those copycats like “Slippery Pricks” and “”Oily Wongs”.
Yikes! okay…which gland is it?
…if you say so.
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