Bad Family Christmas Photos: 24 Ho Ho Horribles!

Really Bad Family Christmas Photos

Hell, just because it’s Christmas don’t mean it’s immune to Bad Family Photos! Heck, maybe it’s the egg nog. Perhaps the mental illness induced by Holiday Shopping specials. Maybe even the artificial happiness and cheer people use as a front to help hide the fact there are dead bodies buried in the basement. Lord knows. But whatever it is, it produces some of the creepiest, funniet, awkward family Christmas Card photos and portraits! Enjoy!

 

“Why does Daddy always have to taunt the Nutcrackers?”

Daddy Nutcracker ~ Funny Creepy Family Christmas Photos

 

Nothing says Merry Christmas quite like a leopard kill.

Card with Stuffed Dead Animals  ~ 24 Funny Creepy Family Christmas Photos

 

“Kids… Swimming… Swimming is all your life is about…. Swimming is all your pathetic little lives will EVER be about… Swimming!”

Kids in Speedos ~ 24 Funny Creepy Family Christmas Photos

 

I think you need better Cammo… We can still see you.

Cammo Christmas ~ 24 Funny Creepy Family Christmas Photos

 

From our medicine cabinet to yours… Happy Percodan Christmas.

Happy Medicated Holidays ~ 24 Funny Creepy Family Christmas Photos

 

Ah, those great Christmas memories…  When everyone wished that they were part of some one else’s family.

~ 24 Funny Creepy Family Christmas Photos

 

Why’s Santa looked so… so… Satisfied?

Daner Giant Penis Santa's Lap ~ 24 Funny Creepy Family Christmas Photos

 

Suddenly at Tiffany and Heather’s house…  Christmas took a turn for the worse.

Kissing Reindeer Head ~ 24 Funny Creepy Family Christmas Photos

 

Oh, sure…  That’s EXACTLY what Grandma wanted for Christmas.

Grandma Tae Bo ~ 24 Funny Creepy Family Christmas Photos

 

Looks like somebody shoulda shook it more than once.

Pee Spot Pants ~ 24 Funny Creepy Family Christmas Photos

 

Now we know why Uncle Jack always thought there were two Santa Claus’s.

Cross-eyed Christmas Portrait ~ 24 Funny Creepy Family Christmas Pics

 

I guess Dad’s pajamas were still in the washing machine.

Naked Dad Pajamas ~ 24 Funny Creepy Family Christmas Photos

 

“May all your Holiday’s be Merry & Brightly Tanned

– from Sunny & Jeff Murphy and kids.

Spray Tan Mom ~ 24 Funny Creepy Family Christmas Photos

 

I know who’s Christmas Party I’m skipping this year!

Naked Fig Leaf Family ~ 24 Funny Creepy Family Christmas Pics

 

Well, they all felt they had to go through with it… Mom spent the entire year making those costumes.

Dressed as Snowmen ~ 24 Funny Creepy Family Christmas Photos

 

Well… we all know what little Chastity wants for Christmas.

Kid on Santa's Lap Balloon Penis ~ 24 Funny Creepy Family Christmas Pics

 

Sad, really… By the next Christmas, Toby and his little dogs had left her for another man.

Dachshunds ~ 24 Funny Creepy Family Christmas Photos

 

Looks like one little girl didn’t get what she wanted…

Girl Giving Finger ~ 24 Funny Creepy Family Christmas Photos

 

Have a Merry Bob Evans Christmas.

Plaid Checks Tablecloths ~ 24 Funny Creepy Family Christmas Photos

 

No amount of booze could make the Simon’s family Christmas any brighter.

Drunk & Unhappy ~ 24 Funny Creepy Family Christmas Photos

 

“Cheeeeeeese!”

Vintage Monkey Spaceman ~ 24 Funny Creepy Family Christmas Photos

 

After killing the 8 tiny reindeer for meat… the Murphy’s held Santa captive in their Dooms Day Bunker in Idaho.

Couple, Guns Santa ~ 24 Funny Creepy Family Christmas Photos

 

 Merry Christmas from Team Jimmy Joe!

Santa Claus Tombstone ~ 24 Funny Creepy Family Christmas Photos

  • Chauncey (chastity(

    Ha! I’m the kid sitting on Santa’s lap with the big blue balloon…sword. Since Chastity is a girls name, I’m going to make a guess that you’re a little confused about my gender. It’s okay, it was the 80’s. We were all a little confused back then. I assure you that, even though I looked like a girl up until a couple years ago, I have always been a boy. Hope you have many years of enjoyment from my balloon.

  • http://Website Team Jimmy Joe

    What a hoot! The name choice was an obscure Chastity Bono reference! LOL! I LOVE that pic! Welcome to Team Jimmy Joe!

  • Andy

    Found one!

    • http://teamjimmyjoe.com Team Jimmy Joe

      LOVE IT!