Bad Family Christmas Photos: 24 Ho Ho Horribles!
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Bad Family Christmas Photos:
Hell, just because it’s Christmas don’t mean it’s immune to Bad Family Photos! Heck, maybe it’s the egg nog. Perhaps the mental illness induced by Holiday Shopping specials. Maybe even the artificial happiness and cheer people us as a front to help hide the fact there’s dead bodies buried in the basement. Lord know. But whatever it is, it produces some of the worst ever funny family Christmas Card photos and portraits! Enjoy!
“Why does Daddy always have to taunt the Nutcrackers?”
Nothing says Merry Christmas quite like a leopard kill.
“Kids… Swimming… Swimming is all your life is about…. Swimming is all your pathetic little lives will EVER be about… Swimming!”
I think you need better Cammo… We can still see you.
From our medicine cabinet to yours… Happy, Medicated Christmas.
Ah, those great Christmas memories… When everyone wished that they were part of some one else’s family…
Why’s Santa looked so… so… Satisfied?
Suddenly at Tiffany and Heather’s house… Christmas took a turn for the worse.
Oh, sure… That’s EXACTLY what Grandma wanted for Christmas.
Looks like somebody shoulda shook it more than once.
Now we know why Uncle Jack always thought there were two Santa Claus’s.
I guess Dad’s pajamas were still in the washing machine.
“May all your Holiday’s be Merry & Brightly Tanned
– from Sunny & Jeff Murphy and kids.
I know who’s Christmas Party I’m skipping this year!
Well, they all felt they had to go through with it… Mom spent the entire year making those costumes.
Well… we all know what little Chastity wants for Christmas.
Sad, really… By the next Christmas, Toby and his little dogs had left her for another man.
Looks like one little girl didn’t get what she wanted…
Have a Merry Bob Evans Christmas.
No amount of booze could make the Simon’s family Christmas any brighter.
“Cheeeeeeese!”
After killing the 8 tiny reindeer for meat… the Murphy’s held Santa captive in their Dooms Day Bunker in Idaho.
Merry Christmas from Team Jimmy Joe!
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Ha! I’m the kid sitting on Santa’s lap with the big blue balloon…sword. Since Chastity is a girls name, I’m going to make a guess that you’re a little confused about my gender. It’s okay, it was the 80′s. We were all a little confused back then. I assure you that, even though I looked like a girl up until a couple years ago, I have always been a boy. Hope you have many years of enjoyment from my balloon.
What a hoot! The name choice was an obscure Chastity Bono reference! LOL! I LOVE that pic! Welcome to Team Jimmy Joe!