Welcome to a new display of bad & twisted funny signs

Please read carefully. A great deal of thought, time and effort were put into these signs, with each word carefully chosen to emote the ideal sexual innuendo, proper translation or perfect amount of head-scratching weirdness.

That’s what got Mary Kay Letourneau in so much hot water.

Get a year-long pass. You’ll thank me later.

Is your English shitty?

I’ll be gone a few days. I’m going to visit my juice.

Here come Peter Cottontail…

Virginville. The most popular town in Pennsylvania.

Now, half off all weaves.

It’s cheaper to make your own and the quality is better.

Breakfast anyone?

Ahhhh! Nothin’ like waking up with the morning wood!

Anywhere but here.

Boys will be girls and girls will be boys…

Thin people, please use the left lane.

Fill ‘er up!

As free as it gets!

LOL! That dude in the pic is the funniest part!

Makes me want to go bowling.

Condoms required.

I’ll take it. I’ve always wanted to live next door to an asshole.

Where asshole neighbor shops.

What’s your major?

God! I just hate it when the grass is sad!

What kind of style?

Looks like that guy’s in.

Fun for all ages.