Reasons to be Glad You Have a Normal Name

Take it easy, Dick. Play nice.

What can ya say? She was destined for the job.

Double Whammy.

Coldwell Banker found their niche.

He got his eye on the balls.

You think he’s got a complex?

Now that’s a job I want.

A career made for Steve.

Sparkle Titsworth. Now that has to be my all-time favorite name ever!

Very serious.

Well played, Mr. Yearbook Editor.

Always be careful where you stand.

Don’t beat around the bush. Tell us what you really want.

I hear she pushed students towards art class. Lots of art classes.

Well, ya gotta admit that Lunchbag is better than Douche Bag.

BOOM!

Former Mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana. Must be something in the water in the Hoosier state. South Bend once had a mayor named Dick Headly.

I’d say that he needs to hook-up with Harry Balls.

Don’t ask. Don’t tell.

I guess that’s one way to develop long-term relationships.

If you have an erection lasting 4-hours or longer…

Wouldn’t you go by Richard?

lol.

That’s a whole lotta ass.

Seriously? I wonder if he got chased by dogs when he was little.

And of course, there’s always the wedding announcements where two great names coming together in holy matrimony:

Like two peas in a pod.