The Worst Restaurant Names - The Bad & The Funny
Ah, Thanksgiving! That wonderful time of year where families and loved ones come together to share in love and harmony over a succulent feast… burn the trailer down with the turkey deep fryer… fling your fork across the room at your drunk mother-in-law because you just can’t take one more of here insults.
But gathering around the family table overload with golden brown turkey, possum bacon stuffing, and that cranberry sauce glob that makes that weird slurrpy sound when you shake it out of the can isn’t for everyone. Some families prefer to visit a fine local dinning establishment instead. And for those, here are 29 bad restaurants you may want to avoid…
...so much for urban legend.
Mmmmmmm... I can feel the swelling already...
Oh, it looks good from the outside, but I assure you, it's pretty dank and dark on the inside.
That must be one hot pizza.
Really? How many flavors are there?
Do not order the soup.
...the former Head Chef of the Golden Shower Cafe I presume...
Ya don't have to tell me twice.
It's safe to eat the sausage.
If only I had gone to Cabbage & Condoms...
Don't argue. It's free.
Hey... at least they're honest.
Insert your own joke here.
No thank you. I prefer to stay out here.
It's My Dung and proud of it... dammit!
Does this mean I have a brother?
Orders must be place 6 hours in advance... it takes a while to stew.
I hear they serve the best Snoop Dogg in the region... pho SHIZZLE!
Oh, like adding a hyphen makes it more palatable...
...add corn for just $1.00 more.
If ya need me, I'll be with the kids!
Stay away from the Secret Sauce!
Isn't that illegal?
It's tough out there... a lot people are taking second jobs... pho SHIZZLE!
Goes great with the filet mignon.
Just like a good neighbor...