19 of the Worst Eyebrows Ever!

19 of the Worst Eyebrows Ever from Team Jimmy Joe! 

Funny how we can screw up fuzzy little things of God’s creation. But obviously we can in ugly, horrible and stupid ways! Put yer eyes on these – the worst eyebrows! And you thought you had bad eyebrows!

 

The Double M-Dash look…

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Madonna’s daughter sportin’ the the “Open Zipper”… diggin’ the little-fizz-stache, too.

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They call this look the “Duelin’ Baby Sperms”…

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 The tri-stache? The eye-stache? The baby caterpillars?

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The naturalist… eyebrows that grow with you.

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The Yeti.

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The Male Octopi-Creeper.

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I hear her husband’s blind so she did them in braille to be nice.

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The Bert from Sesame Street…

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Why just have eyebrows when you can have a lovely personal greeting?

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If you stick’em up high enough, you’ll always look surprised!

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They say the shortest distance between ugly and ridiculous is a straight line.

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Somethin’ tells me the unibrow is the last thing we need to be worryin’ about.

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The Tiny Little Parenthesis look.

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The Fungus Amongus.

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Always underline to add perspective and emphasis. If that doesn’t work… Italicize!

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The Madame Zeldaaaaaaaah!!!!!!

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 The Feathered Look.

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Hell, who needs eyebrows.

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    Male Octopi Creeper photo by Patrick T. Power.

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  • McKenna

    The guy with the ‘f*** you’ eyebrows has part of my name tattooed on his neck….
    Why

    • Jimmy Joe

      Spooky, huh! Sleep tight!

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