More Bad Family Photos of the Awkward Kind
With each passing year, the family just seems to become more precious and inspiring. Why, ya only need to take a gander at our family picture album to see that. While some may insult our lineage by labeling these gems as bad family photos, I know full well that my kin is downright special. Put yer eye'em and I think you'll rightly concur.
My brother Maury never quite got that "accessorizing" thing quite right.
Grandma always did love a good goose in the kitchen.
"Two Tickets to Paradise, Please."
"I'll show you who's the baby of the family!"
Like mama always said... "No baby's clean 'til she's Ajax clean!"
Even at the tender age of three, my niece Eileen was creeped out by her parents.
You should see what he can do with a french horn.
Uncle Scott never realized his dream of becoming a Chippendale... But he never stopped trying.
Lil' Lauren always had to be the one to push the elevator buttons, too.
Cousin Benny: The founding and still only member of the Neighborhood Clown Patrol.
Even after contracting a good case of Cat Scratch Fever, Aunt Connie would not re-schedule the annual family portrait.
Someone's got their hands full.
"Jimmy drowned.... Cheeeeeeese!"
Madonna... The Later Years.
Cousin Billy... Half-cocked and fully loaded.
Though they were the only fraternal siamese twins in existence, my parents still forced Tucker & Tammy to live under an overpass.
Things are about to get real down at the 'Gogue.