25 Weird Vintage Products & Ads

Strange Vintage Ads & Products

I’ll Take Two.

People actually bought these things?

 

Why Chuck Norris never rips out his crotch when he kicks people in the head.

Action Jeans Chuck Norris – Strange Weird Vintage Products & Ads

 

And if your hair doesn’t grow, just wear that stylish bonnet all day long.

Hair Growing Hat – Strange Weird Vintage Products & Ads

 

Ted Bundy approved.

Mounted Woman's Head – Strange Weird Vintage Products & Ads

 

Also, removes stubborn mustard gas stains.

A Bomb Detergent – Strange Weird Vintage Products & Ads

 

An inflatable bra? So THAT’S her secret!

Inflatable Bra – Strange Weird Vintage Products & Ads

 

For the sophisticated crowd that believes Naked Twister is beneath them.

Orgy Game – Strange Weird Vintage Products & Ads

 

Ya sure that’s for gums?

Vibra Finger – Strange Weird Vintage Products & Ads

 

I guess they didn’t have McDonald’s back then.

Grove's Chill Tonic – Strange Weird Vintage Products & Ads

 

Nice lemons.

World's Largets Lemons – Strange Weird Vintage Products & Ads

 

It’s also good for welding and removing toxic waste.

Sun Bathing Helmet – Strange Weird Vintage Products & Ads

 

Wow.

Sexist Airlines Ad – Strange Weird Vintage Products & Ads

 

Now we just have Viagra to get hot down below.

Sauna Pants – Strange Weird Vintage Products & Ads

 

Pigs that butcher themselves. What a concept!

– Strange Weird Vintage Products & Ads

 

Fun for the whole family!

Family Gun – Strange Weird Vintage Products & Ads

 

Fantastic idea! Why didn’t that catch on? That’d be huge today!

Bacon Toaster – Strange Weird Vintage Products & Ads

 

Is that what you call an Oxymoron?

Listerine Cigarettes– Strange Weird Vintage Products & Ads

 

A free 10-Day Home Trial?… Gee Don’t think I’d want to take it back.

Blow up doll – Strange Weird Vintage Products & Ads

 

Hypnotize girls at will? I’d say that’s worth a buck!

Hypno Coin – Strange Weird Vintage Products & Ads

 

So powerful it gives you a skin peel at the same time.

Hair Dryeer – Strange Weird Vintage Products & Ads

 

It doesn’t get any more glamorous than that!

Glamor Bonnet – Strange Weird Vintage Products & Ads

 

I wonder if they bronzed any other body parts?

Bronze Lips – Strange Weird Vintage Products & Ads

 

For those who do believe that size matters…

Face Excersier – Strange Weird Vintage Products & Ads

 

15 cents? That’s cheaper than crack!

Cocaine Toothache Soother – Strange Weird Vintage Products & Ads – Strange Weird Vintage Products & Ads

 

Sorry.  Baby like PBR.

Blatz Beer – Strange Weird Vintage Products & Ads

 

How the Frankfurter lost its skin? It’s called circumcision.

Skinless Hotdogs – Strange Weird Vintage Products & Ads

 

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