25 Funny Signs: Please Follow Carefully

Funny Signs of the Times

Oh, how a few written words can inspire a warped imagination. Put yer eye on a fresh crop of bad and twisted signs. From lost in translation to the sexually innuendo laced to some made better by a vandal’s pen, these weird signs should be hanging in a Hall of Fame, or perhaps a Hall of Shame.

 

Priced to move… slowly.

Priced to Move – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs

 

Slip Carefully. Die Gracefully.

Slip Carefully. Die Gracefully. – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs

 

For Mom with love… lots of hot, steamy, dirty love…

Condoms: The Perfect Gift for Mom – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs

 

A Warning from the Pimp Police:

A Warning from the Pimp Police – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs– 25 Hilariously Funny Signs

 

Oh, no! Giant deep seea penis monsters attacking people with glowing boobs!

Oh, Crap! Deep Sea Penis Monsters! – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs

 

Bart Smit sure has a way with words…

– 25 Hilariously Funny Signs

 

Nope.

Damn Stubborn Men – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs

 

You really have a problem with that?

You really have a problem with that? – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs

 

Damn! And I forgot my paddle!

Wow. It does exist! – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs

 

Oh, Lordy be! No pie allowed!

Oh, No! No Pie! – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs

 

I’ll just take a bunny. I already have a baby.

I'll take a rabbit. We already have a baby. – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs

 

Time to get medicated…

Time to Get Medicated – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs

 

And no walking if you can’t walk.

– 25 Hilariously Funny Signs

 

The best offer I’ve had all year.

The Best Offer I had All Day – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs

 

That will ruin a smile.

Lost in Translation Hallelujah

 

Dead End.

Dead End – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs

 

…And right around the corner from Katies Crotch…

A very busy thoroughfare – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs

 

Hallelujah! Jesus and all his big, beefy, cheesy glory!

Hallelujah! – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs

 

God Bless the Public School System.

God Bless the Public School System – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs

 

Relax. It won’t hurt a bit.

Only if you can totally relax- – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs

 

Dinner with Grandpa…

Fresh Meat Arriving Daily – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs

 

We wouldn’t want anyone to get hurt…

Better Safe Than Sorry – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs

 

For after the Club is closed.

– 25 Hilariously Funny Signs

 

God Bless Technology.

Thank you, Technology – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs

 

Obviously.

Duh! – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs

 

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