Funny Signs of the Times
Oh, how a few written words can inspire a warped imagination. Put yer eye on a fresh crop of bad and twisted signs. From lost in translation to the sexually innuendo laced to some made better by a vandal’s pen, these weird signs should be hanging in a Hall of Fame, or perhaps a Hall of Shame.
Priced to move… slowly.
Slip Carefully. Die Gracefully.
For Mom with love… lots of hot, steamy, dirty love…
A Warning from the Pimp Police:
Oh, no! Giant deep seea penis monsters attacking people with glowing boobs!
Bart Smit sure has a way with words…
You really have a problem with that?
Damn! And I forgot my paddle!
Oh, Lordy be! No pie allowed!
I’ll just take a bunny. I already have a baby.
Time to get medicated…
And no walking if you can’t walk.
The best offer I’ve had all year.
That will ruin a smile.
…And right around the corner from Katies Crotch…
Hallelujah! Jesus and all his big, beefy, cheesy glory!
God Bless the Public School System.
Relax. It won’t hurt a bit.
Dinner with Grandpa…
We wouldn’t want anyone to get hurt…
For after the Club is closed.
God Bless Technology.